I read this article just a moment ago and I immediately thought "that puts a whole other meaning to 'monsters in the closet'" then I thought.... "ohmigod! It's THE GRUDGE!!!" I'm so not falling asleep any time soon. Jes…

Elliot Spitzer, New York governor, was accused of being involved in a prostitution ring. He resigned on March 12. I found all of this out via the evening news. Sally Kern, an Oklahoma state legislator, spoke words again…

Leukemia: Affects 1 in 25,000 / Funding: $310 million Muscular Dystrophy: Affects 1 in 20,000 / Funding: $175 million Pediatric AIDS: Affects 1 in 8,000 / Funding: $394 million Juvenile Diabetes: Affects 1 in 500 / Fundi…

So I just got out of a really hot shower. I'm all nice and warm and wrinkly and I'm at my computer watching the end of Rugrats (cause I'm cool) and the fire alarm goes off. FUCK. I've finally done it. I am burning down…

I'm starting to understand why those old people just keep all their money in their matteress. They don't have charges on their accounts that only they could make but they don't remember making.